Hetalia Ate My Brain

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All of my teachers are officaly worried for my sanity. I mean, I think they were before, but now, I think they're scared.

History. This is where it's worst. NO SHIT. But when my teacher says stuff about how America and Britain JOINTLY OCCUPIED Oregan Country (after Russia and Spain gave up XD) I can't help but giggle uncontrolably. And then, according to him, the settlers began "flowing in" XDDDDD He had to ask me if I was okay I was laughing so hard. And I swear, everytime we have to take notes, the girl next to me writes slow, so she coppies. "What do you mean by Iggy and Alfie signed a treaty?" XD Oops. "How come you wrote Alaska is one with Russia?" XD Is true. Just like how Spain had control of Florida. And how America invaded Canada. AmeriCan LABFTW.

Language Arts. MRS.KING. SHUT THE FUCK UP. For fucks sake she just rants and rants and rants and I just want to shoot her in the head. Recently she's been going on about slavery and racism and such. I only started listening when she said America was keeping Japanese in camps. I then proceeded to have really inapropriate Ameripan thoughts. XDDD Sam told me I was drooling.

PE. I HATE PE SO MUCH. But, it really is funny when the kid whose number is next to mine says he'd like to travel the world and see the Effiel Tower and Big Ben. XD He's already been to Florida.

Math. Meh, not much to say here. Just me listening to Alexis have fangasms while she talks about Cicero. HAVE YOU GUYS MET HIM? DUDE. Weirdest guy I've met in all of Skyrim. IN ALL OF FUCKING TAMRIEL. Not much Hetalianess here. I think its my brains only break.

Science. RUSSIAN MISSLES. XD INTO SPACE. XD DIRTY THOUGHTS. Oh, and neutrons are neutral. JUST LIKE SWITZERLAND. Ms. Shirley said that and me and Maia just about died.

Teacher Aide. LIKE A BOSS. I TA for my 7th grade science teacher, cuz Mr. Ho is the best. AND NO TROLLING, HE'S SO COOL, WE GOT OVER HIS NAME IN ABOUT 30 SECONDS. But a bunch of the kids are always, "Hey Emily, what's your name?" I finally got sick of it so I said. "I'm Canada." They proceded to call me Canada for the rest of the week. And they play a reveiw game where if you get a question right, you have to try to throw a duct tape ball into a bin. I wasn't paying attention and the ball hit me in the head. I proceeded to yell "MAPLE HOCKEY." No one got it... except me. I then went and hid in the TA room until I could calm down. XD Then today I was flipping thru pics on my phone, and another TA, Tanner, was looking over my shoulder. He's an idiot. I found a pic of total GiriPan makeout sesion, and he thought Greece was a girl. Sam's gon shoot him now. Me, too, cuz then I was looking at Spamano and he said Roma was a girl. Finally I showed him some (rather graphic) GerIta and he got the point. I think I scarred him for life. Esspecialy when he realized France was a guy. XD Not so hawt now, huh???
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MOTHERFUCKING SHIT BALLS BATMAN! I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE!