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"Whaaaaaaat? Can't you hear I'm kinda busy?"
"I don't care. How do you make him stop crying? He won't shut up!"
"S-sh Rosey, it's okay, mama's here Rosey likes it when I sing to her you should sing
lil' man a song!"
" I don't sing."
"Tryyyyy it! No one's gonna hear you "
"Ugh. Rose has sure got lungs."
"Yeaaaa, I don't think she likes it when I put the vodka in her milk "
"You put y'know what, never mind. I'll figure something out."
"Alrighty, Di-Stri, byyyyyyyye!"
Dirk looked over at the little dude sitting on the couch, bawling his eyes out.
JoyceHaving kicked the man in the balls and relieved him of his belongings, Joyce wasn't quite sure what to do next. She could run, but he might come after her the next minute. If she tied him up here, in the middle of nowhere, he might be eaten by wolves; or starve to death. Besides, she didn't have any rope. She could kill him... perhaps. The thought left a bitter taste in her mouth.
'What am I to do with you?' she sighed.
'Well,' he groaned while giving her a look that sent shivers down her spine, 'You can run, but that won't help you, cause I will find you! So you just wait another few minutes until I get back up again - and I mean úp- and t
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